Friday, June 5, 2009
MUAHAHAHHA SOME FACEBOOK NOTES.
i'm lazy to do somethings, so i've decided to do it here.
notes from SAMUEL TAN AND TAN PUAYKHENG. some TAN family :D
ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: erm, no.
B - BIRTHDAY: 28 januart
C - CRUSHING ON: you know i know,
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: ice water.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: friends.
F - FAVORITE SONG: currently dont have,
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy bears.
H - HOMETOWN: Singapore,hougang.
I - IN LOVE WITH: someone.
J - JUGGLE: ?
K - KILLED SOMEONE: In game?
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: hmmm.. genting?
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: chocolate.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1.
O - ONE WISH: that he would be back?
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: jeslin.
R - REASON TO SMILE: thinking of some funny stuffs?
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD:starstruck.(i' m sick of that song.)
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP:6.30am..
U - UNDERSTANDABLE: quite.
V - VEGETABLE(S): hmm... dk.
W - WORST HABIT: being stubborn?
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: yup.
Y – YOYOS ARE: round stuffs with a string?
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: dog.
Random Questions About You:
Spell your name without vowels: shrmin tn li sin
What color do you wear most?:dark colours
Least favorite color?: depends.
What are you listening to?: nothing
Are you happy with your life right now?: now? i dont think so.
What is your favorite class in school?: none
When do you start back at school/college?: hmmm? what do you think?
Are you outgoing?: hahaha quite? yes? up to you.
Favorite pair of shoes?: any shoes thats nice:D
Where do you wish you were right now?: by his side.
THE CANS:
Can you dance? i think so. ( and i saw samuels notes: hahaha.i'm gonna see you dance.)
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: i ate cherry this morning, but i think its stupid to do that.
Can you whistle?: Nope.
Write with both hands?: yes i can( only when my left hands writing is uglier than my right hand's)
Walk with your toes curled?: ya.
THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: not really.
Do you believe in miracles?: sometimes.
Do you believe in magic?: nope.
Love at first sight?: yep
Do you believe in Satan?: No.
Do you believe in Santa?: no( grow up samuel)
Do you know how to swim?: Yah.
Do you like roller coasters?: oh yes.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: eeewww.no.
THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes.
Have you ever asked someone out?: yes.
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: Yeah.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: ya.
Have you ever painted your nails?:yah.
THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside?: ? 30??
What radio station do you listen to?: 98.7?
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: some japanese buffet thingy.
What was the last thing you bought?: snacks.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: toy story. disney channel
THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd?: IM'd?
Who was the last person you took a picture of?:not sure.
who was the last person you said I love you to?: xxxxxxx
CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: like duh
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: yes.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: does a hug counted?
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: yah.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: depends on how serious is the injury.
Do certain songs make you cry?: yes.(especially when you're thinking the lyrics with the situations you're in)
HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: currently not..
What can make you happy? anything.
Do you wish you were happier?:of course.
Can music make you happy?: maybe.
LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: for the very first time.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: yes.
LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair color?: Black.
Current piercings?: 2 on the left, 1 on the right.
Have any tattoos?: nope.
Eye color?: black.
IN A BOY/GIRL:
Favorite eye color: black.
Short or long hair: short..
Height: taller than me.
Best clothing: something that doesnt have cartoons on them?
HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: No.
Mooned someone: ??
Laughed so hard you cried: yah.
Cried in school: Yah.
Thrown up in a store: Nah.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: hmm. i guess so.
Gone skinny dipping: No.
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke:coke
McDonald's or Burger King:macs.
Single or Group Dates: single
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries:strawberries
Meat or Veggies: Meat.
TV or Movie: movie.
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike: addidas
Chinese or Mexican: Chinese.
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: corn flakes.
Cake or Pie: cake.
MTV or VH1:mtv.
next:
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute..
YR: WOW. so cute!!!!*in a sarcastic way.* get yourself a mirror dude.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: hmmm? i saw an elephant flying?
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: * too famous for being ugly? or too rich to even get yourslef a plastic sugery.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: awwww... how perfect.gosh am i seeing things?*sarcastic*
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: oh? which sings chan ma li chan? COOL.
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) I know you like me:
YR: gosh. "iloveyou"
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR:nah, i'm just looking at the pimple on your face.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: whats your type? someone that is compatible to you? pig? elephant? or hippo.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: ride? where? zoo?
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: if they hate me, i bet they hate you too.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR:couple? hmm, i think you're compatible with an alien.
2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: oh please please please, who wants to give you my number.
3)Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: be with you the whole night, to look for your friend in the jungle?
4) What do you like about me?
YR: your ugly face?
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR:i dont do sinful stuffs.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: oh you mean yourself?
2) You smell like shit!
YR: or is it your hair, cant you feel that the smells comes from there?
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR:why would i hate a person with low dignity.
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: hmm. perhaps you should go get a mirror.
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: how do you even reach my ass. my dear, your leg is so short, and with many holes?
If your ex says:
1) I still love you..
YR: iloveyoutoo(: (if i still love him. if not, i'll just slap him)
2) I know you still love me!
YR: iloveyou like i said before.(if not,oh god. why would i ever be with you.)
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: yes i would ( if not, go back to? the zoo with you? nahhh)
4) Please call me..
YR: alrights(if not,call you and tell you i hate you?)
5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: like who did it first? ( if not, it hurts me even more)
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thanks, i know. (ignores and continue with my stuffs)
2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: ewwww. if i really use this product, i'm gonna look like a pig~
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: oh really? 50%? why not free?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: are you my maid? hmm, dont be a sales, be my maid. its better for your future.^^
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: oh really? why are you still using it?
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